The Irish Daily Star On Elisha Cuthbert’s BikiniMay 8, 2008 at 10:04 pm | Posted in Celebrities | Leave a comment
The Irish Daily Star gossip columnists Kathryn Rogers and Heidee Martin have a strange sense of humour/ active imagination. The following picture of Elisha Cuthbert had one weird-ass caption:
OH OUR collective gosh, 24 beauty Elisha Cuthbert seems to have discovered a problem with her bikini top as she splashes on a Hawaiian beach.
Could it be that her Victoria’s Secret set has been wired with a pair of explosives set to go off in 23 hours 55 seconds?
And only Jack Bauer can take out her devil’s dumplings – before they take down the government.
Can somebody explain that to me? Devil’s dumplings taking down the government? Anyways, Jack is a very busy man. I’m sure he’s got his hands full with more important butter bags, blouse bunnies, gazoombas and other such silly names for boobs.