Amy Winehouse Is ScaryJuly 3, 2008 at 11:39 am | Posted in Celebrities | Leave a comment
Imagine, if you will, that you’re in a dark alleyway and there’s a choice between being chased by either Amy Winehouse (who likes to climb into random shiny cars) or a green werewolf-type monster (who has a serious case of conjunctivits):
Of the two, I would choose the latter. Not only is it more cuddly looking, it would mostly be because because those type of monsters always turn out to be lonley janitors who just crave attention whereas I know for a fact that there’s something living in Amy’s monstrous beehive hair. That’s why the wolfman wouldn’t mind going for a haircut if the opportunity arose, while when someone offers Amy Winehouse a hat, she goes mental with her own special version of The Rock’s trademark people’s elbow.
And that concludes my deeply personal post of the week. Regular lazy posting of mildly amusing YouTube video clips will resume post-haste.