The Report Of My Death Was An Exaggeration

August 27, 2008 at 9:59 pm | Posted in The Blog And I | 12 Comments

In case anyone was wondering, I’m still alive. I thought long and hard about deleting the blog and starting a new life because everyone is telling me to do something with my life. What most of you don’t know is I’m currently wasting my life working as a butcher. It’s not really for money but for the exercise and the social interaction. Being too lazy to change, I thought it would be best to blog again because it would be foolish to throw away further experiences like the Jay-Z meet-up.

I’ve been looking through old drafts and will go through those and start checking off my to-do list. Some of them I’m going to start tomorrow. Others, such as the mixtape will have to wait for some reason or another (i.e. Muxtape being down). Other items I’m considering doing: a podcast of some sort and an attempt to get into the Guinness World Book Of Records.

On a side note to this post about nothing: When googling Mark Twain to make sure I wasn’t messing up the title’s quote, I found out that not only did he write Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn and The Adventure Of Tom Sawyer but Twain was also well known for his quotations. I’ve decided to take inspiration from this and become rich and famous for giving quotations. Here’s one to get you started: “There is nothing that makes less sense than Bosco without a hand up his arse”. Speaking of which, happy belated birthday Bosco. His birthday was August 25th according to his (?) Wikipedia page. My proposal for a possible sequel to Huck Finn: The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn Versus The Hulk. It practically writes itself.

I’m amazed at how easy it was to write that post. If you want, feel free to nominate this for post of the month here. Ah, I’m just messing. Doing so would be what top oral hygienists refer as supersilly. Besides, there are more deserving posts (yes, I linked K8 twice for a reason).



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  1. You know what your problem is? You don’t live near me! I’d provide you with so much blogging material that you just won’t have time to blog about it. Get your arse over here for another visit. (There will be NO rap music this time though – sorry)

    Please do keep blogging though. We all really enjoy your words. We may not always say so, but you get a lot of mentions (particularly on nights out).

  2. Great to have you back Mr. Monscooch.

  3. I go through love/hate cycles of blogging too so I know how you feel ! Keep at it.

  4. Hey. Dude. Thank you very sincerely soundly for the links :’)

  5. Don’t you dare disappear off blogoshere! I missed yooooou!

  6. Pedro, don’t even joke about quitting. You’re one of very few truly creative people on the Irish blogosphere and you would be missed.

  7. Good to see your still around. I’d pay $7.00 + snacks to see “Huck Finn: The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn Versus The Hulk.” Writing is a bitch, but you do it so well Pedro.

  8. Glad you’ve finally come out as a butcher! Maybe you could blog about boning and meat-handling?


  9. Are you hiding?

  10. Pedroooo, Pedroooooooo, come out come out wherever you are!!!

  11. Thanks for the encouragement guys. Seriously, every comment meant a lot to me. Except yours, Michelle. *Shakes fist*
    *Plays with meat*

  12. KFB0tbbqI7Jjk

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