Megan Fox Is Hotter Than You

April 30, 2008 at 7:35 pm | Posted in Celebrities | 8 Comments

Well, that’s according to FHM and their readers. Megan Fox has been named the sexiest woman in the world in the recent issue of FHM. She’s famous for bending over a car bonnet in Transformers, starring in an episode of Two and a Half Men and is engaged to that guy with the cool hair from Beverly Hills 90210. Seriously.

*Double entendre alert*: I think the list sucks. I would’ve had Anne Hathaway much higher than 52. Top two at least. To hell with whatever those 9 million people think. Why trust a list that doesn’t include Claire Danes, Mary Louise Parker or Naomi Watts yet it includes Britney Spears? I may sound like I’m merely expressing my opinion here but you’d be dead wrong. These are facts.

Here’s their top ten:

  1. Megan Fox (She’s like Angelina Jolie but younger and with less orphans)
  2. Jessica Biel (à cause le badunkadunk)
  3. Jessica Alba (No longer at top due to pregnancy being gross)
  4. Elisha Cuthbert (A.K.A. the cute yet clumsy Kim Bauer)
  5. Scarlett Johansson (She’s never been number one and I’ll never know why)
  6. Emmanuelle Chriquri (Surname pronounciation: (“Shreeky” or “who?”)
  7. Hilary Duff (She’s like Lindsay Lohan, but less slutty)
  8. Tricia Helfer (The better looking of all the cylons)
  9. Blake Lively (Even Google doesn’t know who she is)
  10. Kate Beckinsale (Okay, I agree with this one)

The entire top 100 list can be found here. The scene from Transformers which made her famous can be found after the break. As YouTube expert beratmemedi says “She is the hootest in the world”. Indeed.


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  1. BLAKE Lively?
    is that a man?

    Scarlett should be number 1… at least until her butchering of the Tom Waits songs comes out.

  2. My thoughts exactly. I’ve been listening to the SJ album and it’s not the worst thing in the world. I just hate that I can’t make out a word that she says sometimes.

  3. She was terrible with jamc doing just like honey.

  4. Scarlett should definitely be number one over Megan.
    I’m glad someone else appreciates Anne Hathaway’s hotness, stupid FHM.

  5. is scarlett engaged to Van Wilder?

  6. No doubt Megan Fox Rocks, Nice Blog Keep it up I Find one good Blog Here… I am big fan of her. I have found collection of her HQ wallpapers, at


  7. [Improve]
    Megan Fox is not a man. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen was release in 2004 which was 5 years ago. She is 22 now, which means she was 17. You have to be 18 to get that kind of surgery and, before you can even get it, you have to dress up as the gender you want to be for a year. So no, she is not a man.

  8. Todos nos ficaremos velhos um dia seus babacas gringos… ou ja descobriram a juventude eterna??? ninguém tem a juventude ou a vida comprada. lembrem se disso imaturos…

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